Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a strict “local only” policy, so if you can’t pass as a local in your own cunt, then you’re not welcome here.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You’ll need to solve a series of ridiculous riddles to gain access, but trust us, it’s worth it.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we have a giant chicken boss that roams the server, terrorizing anyone who dares to cross its path. Defeat the chicken boss and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that can grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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