come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Astral Projections Made: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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