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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 7068 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 588 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6635 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5222 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for an hour. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of Jello” competition, where the most wobbly and delicious creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual pudding?
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our secret underground maze filled with dancing llamas and disco balls, where you can win rare loot like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted pickaxes that make your enemies break out into spontaneous dance parties.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep). It do be like that all day today. It really really do!