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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3648 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3475 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 623133 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for an hour. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of Jello” competition, where the most wobbly and delicious creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual pudding?
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our secret underground maze filled with dancing llamas and disco balls, where you can win rare loot like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted pickaxes that make your enemies break out into spontaneous dance parties.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep). It do be like that all day today. It really really do!