LMAO Minecraft Server Madness

4chan, anxiety, Argument, coping mechanisms, cure, emotional distress, lmao, madness, mental health, mental illness, mental resilience, mental strength, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, online toxicity, panic attack, self-care, Server, stress, support system, Therapy, Threw up, weak body, weak mind

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9881	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	7216	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	37

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ores Mined:	4894
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	739
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Towns Built:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Animals Bred:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Items Found:	7239	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2219	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ores Mined:	2611
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
New Chunks Explored:	842696	Mines Excavated:	1348
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Zombie Dances:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9167	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Magic Items Found:	8322
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magic Items Found:	2865	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Votes:	8971	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.