Llamaland – Exploration Edition 2022

New Minecraft Servers

Reset for 1.18.1 on 2022-02-05

Welcome to llamaland.net! Semi-vanilla server based in Sydney Australia. All plugins are completely custom & under active development.

=== World map & compass === Use a compass to teleport back to spawn. Click the world map to travel anywhere. The map updates frequently to show off your builds. Remember locations by using a compass on a cartography table.

=== Shops === Use shop chests to trade items & make money. Shops have analytics to show who bought/sold when.

=== Towns === Create towns and plots to protect your items and builds. Towns are large, plots are small. Plots with the same price are sold together. Plots can be sold between residents. Towns have taxes to kick inactive folk. Change permissions by clicking buttons! PVP can be enabled in towns and plots.

=== Misc === XP can be bottled with glass bottles on enchanting tables. Borders command can show plot, chunk & town borders. Custom enchants like Soul Bound will keep that item on death. All mods are server side! Extensive /help pages! Fun and friendly!

llamaland.net

NoPolyNoProbsMC

emotional connection, Divorce, blended family, bait-and-switch, deep connection

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
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KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Military, War, CASUALTIES, north, Zelensky

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR NORTH KOREAN TROOPS IN KURSK OBLAST! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE BLESSED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE RICHEST DIAMOND MINE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CREEPER WHO WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED TNT TO BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INVADE AND TURN EVERYONE INTO BACON!

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Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

fertility treatments, long-term effects, gene regulation, children’s development, boom

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
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Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

Indian soldiers, Indian freedom fighters, Indian independence movement, Rebellion aftermath, British soldiers

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

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Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

bullshit, annoyance, poor execution, Incompetence, RAGE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Llamaland – Exploration Edition 2022

NoPolyNoProbsMC

KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer