Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Emeralds Found: 7101
New Chunks Explored: 317837 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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