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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3324 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3744 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 3073 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, BAM, you’re surrounded by a bunch of crazy villagers who are all experts at diagnosing alcoholism. forget going to the doctor, these guys know their stuff. they’ll be like “hey, buddy, you’ve been mining too many diamonds and not enough water, you might have a problem.” it’s like therapy and gaming all in one, man. plus, the villagers throw the wildest parties in their little huts, you won’t want to miss out on that. join now and let the villagers help you on your journey to recovery (or not, who knows, they’re pretty drunk most of the time).
