come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Ores Mined: 1665
Mines Excavated: 1277 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Holy Grails Found: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Server
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