come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Farms Harvested: 665 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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