come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Villages Defended: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Divine Spears Created: 19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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