Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and boring players? Well, do I have the server for you! Come join us on this epic server where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers are actually friendly pets that give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They became the richest player on the server and were worshipped by all as the Minecraft god of bling bling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who pet its sparkly mane. Want a castle made entirely out of cake? Done. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server of wonders!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
Dimension Hops: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 420
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Foxden: Not-so Vanilla Foxes Surviving Mischief Pranks on 1.20.1

    Foxden: Not-so Vanilla Foxes Surviving Mischief Pranks on 1.20.1

    About Foxden Minecraft Server

    About us Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with some plugins to enhance gameplay.
    Add-ons Dynmap, No chat reporting, Carpet, and more. Plus small datapacks and tweaks.
    Current Map Age 2 months old (no plans for reset)

    Rules

    1 Must be a member of the Discord
    2 No slurs, homophobia, racism, abuse
    3 No griefing, stealing, damaging
    4 No using Farms or villagers without permission
    5 No PvP/killing without consent

    How to join

    Join our Discord, read rules channel, react to message at the bottom, and put your Minecraft name in whitelist channel.

    Join Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is there an age restriction? There is no official age restriction, but discretion is advised.
    What happens if I break the rules? Moderators may warn, temp ban, or permaban based on their discretion.
    Can I prank other players? Pranks are allowed as long as they do not ruin another player’s work.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Traders Minecraft Server

    Crafty Traders Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server, back to the barn edition! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, come join us for some Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader fun! We’ve got mods that will blow your mind and DLCs that will make you question reality.

    Ever wanted to explore the Koronus Expanse in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server has it all, from Death Cult introductions to major balance changes that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get me started on the Void Shadows DLC – it’s a game-changer!

    But wait, there’s more! TactiCon 2024 is coming up, and we’re offering a 35% discount to all players. Plus, our community is so awesome that we even have a Localization Tool for all your language needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 167 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ””Wife/Gf Thread Minecraft SMP””

    ””Wife/Gf Thread Minecraft SMP””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our server is all about drama and shenanigans!

    Join us if you want to witness the wildest wife/gf thread in Minecraft history. From secret affairs with villagers to diamond ring proposals in-game, our players take relationships to a whole new level.

    But that’s not all! We have a legendary love triangle that has been going on for months, with players fighting over who gets to be the virtual spouse. Will there be a Minecraft wedding? Only time will tell!

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to spice things up with some outrageous drama, join us now! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate in the chaos.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial burdens? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself! Build your dream house without worrying about your sister’s garbage mountain or your mom’s money troubles.

    On our server, you won’t be expected to pay for anyone’s bills or groceries – just focus on mining, crafting, and having a good time. And if you ever feel like you need a break from reality, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only crisis team you’ll encounter is a group of creepers blowing up your house.

    So say goodbye to family obligations and hello to a stress-free virtual world. Join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama behind!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MaidOfHonorSurgerySquad

    MaidOfHonorSurgerySquad
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my Maid of Honor Cate’s disappearing act during my wedding planning!

    Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be navigating through friendships more complicated than a soap opera plot. Will your in-game BFF bail on you at the last minute like Cate did to me before my bachelorette party? Only time will tell!

    And just like Cate blaming her daughter for breaking a champagne flute, you’ll have to watch out for sneaky players trying to shift the blame for their misdeeds onto others. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with foot surgery drama like Cate did (hopefully).

    Join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a wedding day meltdown and more unpredictable than Cate’s mood swings. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our server? Don’t be an “asshole” and miss out on all the fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SpicySauceQueenMC SMP

    SpicySauceQueenMC SMP
    Are you tired of bland and boring hot sauce options in your everyday life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the spiciest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with hot sauce challenges, where the winner gets to bathe in a pool of the hottest sauce known to man. Trust us, you’ll never look at hot sauce the same way again after joining our server. So grab your virtual spoon and get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Potions Brewed: 103
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NoSkipAlbumCraft

    NoSkipAlbumCraft
    Are you tired of servers that are as boring as elevator music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the greatest album you’ve ever heard – no skips needed! Join us and experience a world so epic, you’ll be jamming out to it for hours on end. From building towering castles to battling dragons, our server is a non-stop thrill ride that will have you hitting repeat every time. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join us and rock out like never before? Trust us, this server is the ultimate banger that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!

    KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT IDF KILLIN’ HEZBOLLAH ROCKET DUDES LIKE KABISI IN BEIRUT! U CAN BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND FIGHT FOR DA BLOCKS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT IT FROM CRAZY TERRORISTS! JOIN NOW AND BE A HERO IN DIS WILD MINECRAFT WORLD! #BLOCKWARFARE #CRAZYADVENTURES #EXPLOSIONS #LOLZ

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • No Chowder, Only Minecraft

    No Chowder, Only Minecraft
    join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP Address torrentsmp.com
    Discord discord.gg/torrent
    Versions

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    Survival
    • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
    • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    • Quests with custom storylines and lore
    • Fully integrated economy system
    • Welcoming community
    • Custom armor and tools
    • Anti-grief
    SkyFactions (Launches October)
    • Skyblock; with some twists
    • The ability to raid other islands!
    • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
    • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
    Lifesteal
    • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
    • Epic PvP
    • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    • Crates
    • Movecraft
    • King of the Hill
    • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    • Ranks, both free and paid
    • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
    • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 774463 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 225 Dragon Eggs Found: 3425
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Alien Abductions: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 298
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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