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Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Potions Brewed:	90
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	100	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Votes:	8756
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	137399
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	636	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Animals Bred:	98	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	98794
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Towns Built:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2727	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2224	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
New Chunks Explored:	587967	Blood Moons Survived:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Endless Night Skies:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Crops Grown:	2420	Void Armor Forged:	28
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	212072	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	9501
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	873922	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5299
Players Killed by Monsters:	4573	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	15