LinearSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1908
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchantments Applied:	52	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Void Gems Collected:	27

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3797	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	632461	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4250	Animals Bred:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Items Found:	5902
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Farms Harvested:	944
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	222
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Votes:	1648	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	245	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	110/300	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	249745
Crops Grown:	5939	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2