Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

True Minecraft

We are a new survival server, 24/7 and looking for staff. At the moment we are a small comunity but outr maximum player slot is 30 so we are looking for a far larger community. We are a Survival server. But we are working on a creatiev world for players of a certain rank to use.

See you soon! Allytheman & Bobafet101 Server Admin/ Owner & Server Owner

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

UnearthedCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

UnearthedCraft is a friendly, non-pvp, near-vanilla Light Survival server. We utilize a white-list to be sure all of our players are decent human beings. You can apply on our Forums in the Whitelist Applications section. http://www.unearthedcraft.com/forums/

We also have a custom 24/7 “hunt” world that uses assault weapons in for a Pure FFA ongoing deathmatch with unlimited respawns in a destroy-as-you-wish environment that regenerates daily. See /hunt for details.

We use a custom resource pack to skin all of our weapons and ammo for /hunt, so be sure to enable Server Textures in your server selection screen. It does *not* replace blocks like grass, dirt, stone, etc, so feel free to use your own desired texture packs along with it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Cool Table – Semi-Vanilla PVE

PvE, PvP

The Cool Table is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with one goal in mine: Have fun and build cool stuff!

You can build anywhere and do as you please as you fight against the environment and other players. Building is free and open to all anywhere in the world. Build with your friends, team up with others, or just come in to do your own thing and chat with others.

We encourage an open and relaxed environment that lets players play the game how they want to. Hop in and say hi!

Please read the rules before you play on our website CoolTable.org.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

xX0M3GAXxs MC Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

We are a small growing server that we hope to grow more by finding new players and more builders to build everything and anything 😀

When you join you will be a guest and to become a builder and be able to eat or break/place blocks you must register and fill out a builder app at “http://xx0m3gaxx.com/f/”

We are currently looking to grow and have more players and looking to expand our server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ShadowBlade

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

IP: server.mcshadowblade.com We are a Hub Now! We have Factions and Hardcore as well as our original survival! We have a lot to offer: -Mob Disguise & Pets for any rank! -Awesome Events -Prizes -Thriving Economy With Shops! -Survival at it’s best -Keep Your Inventory/XP -McMMO -Spleef Games -Excellent Staff -Friendly Community -24/7 Play Join us Now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	New Chunks Explored:	615461
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MagiCraft Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

We have a nice staff and community. The server is a “network” of creative servers, survival servers, PvP, mini games and more. Our server runs 24/7 and has unlimited slots. The server is still in progress but will be public very soon.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TekkroMC

TekkroMC is a sister server of the popular Tekkit server named Tekkro.

This Vanilla edition of Tekkro is all about the economy. We have an AMAZING custom stock market plugin, Towny, Battle Arena, HeroChat, RandomPort, Trade (trade players safely from anywhere on the map!), MCJobs, and many other popular and fun plugins.

We pride ourselves in having one of the best economies of the Minecraft community. If you love the idea of trading stocks, financing loans, or being a ruler of nations, TekkroMC is the place for you.

Come play and see what all the fuss is about!

IP: play.tekkromc.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sammichland

A new community based server with hand built villages, PVP arena, trains wands and much more, Looking to start out with some more people who just want to have some fun, and who want to build some great things!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	140	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Outbreak Gaming

Hey! We are the guys from Outbreak-Gaming.net!

Outbreak-Gaming is a non-profit gaming community which promises that our gaming servers will always be free and open to everyone and most importantly fun!! Our administration team puts in a lot of hard work into our servers and devote a lot of their free time into making sure that everyone is happy and that everyone is getting the most out of playing on our servers.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minekraft.eu

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Minekraft.eu is a survival bukkit / vanilla server where we build epic builds, trade goods and survive from monsters. It’s an English / Estonian public server without whitelist, running on Craftbukkit with top-notch plugins.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Grill

We run a Survival server with Towny to provide controlled PVP in wilderness but ‘safety’ in the towns. Attached though we have additional worlds giving full on pvp, mob hunting, creative and nether. We are constantly adding new features.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RenegadeCraft

Creative, Factions, PvP, Raiding

We are the ultimate factions/pvp/raid server. Invite and play with your friends and become one of the top factions on our server today!

Server Info: 100 Slots, 32 GB ram, 8 cores, 24/7, SSD, NO LAG

– Factions – PvP – Raiding – Chest Shops – MCMMO

Connected Servers: SkyBlock and Creative

FREE STUFF: Earn points by voting, posting or spending money on forums. Points can be used to get free stuff like in-game money, ranks, items (god armor, god sword, spawn eggs, etc..)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ParadACE

This is a new and upcoming eco server with unlimited slots and plenty of space to build your new empire, it has a great friendly community with helpful people and staff. At present we are building PvP arena’s and fun and games. We also have a prison for the naughty one’s, but are not a prison based server. We have many plugins and are always on the look out for new one’s to bring you a great game.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineRealm

I DO NOT OWN THIS SERVER. Owner: Intelli. This is a premium server. It’s vanilla survival with a few twists.

P.S. Please say “cobaya18 sent me” when you join the server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	3772	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Tekecraft

Tekecraft is a fun and friendly community driven server that has just been recently rebuilt to make even better. Tekecraft is built by the players for the players. We often host competitions and other fun games to keep the server fun. We strongly believe that every single player has helped make Tekecraft what it is today.

We have anti-griefing and anti-cheat plugins installed as well as multiple fun and gaming plugins such as spleef and mob arena.

We also have a creative world that some of our players can access.

All of our staff are hand selected by the current staff so you can always expect a fair and courteous moderator. Staff members are only appointed if we ask them and they accept. The rule of thumb is “if you ask to be staff, you wont become one” so if you are just coming to join the rank please don’t bother.

Join and become part of the family!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.