LifeStealX | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	7602
Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Villages Defended:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Towns Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Items Found:	5510
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Farms Harvested:	981	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	181

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ores Mined:	4559

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4353
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Gods Slained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Votes:	498
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	235	Dimension Hops:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	424	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Players:	102/600	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	2