LifeStealX | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ores Mined:	2886
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Votes:	3510
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9685	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Towns Built:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Towns Built:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3587
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	1845

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	89
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Potions Brewed:	53	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Towns Built:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Potions Brewed:	120	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	107/900	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6