Lifesteal | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Towns Built:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Animals Bred:	79
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Animals Bred:	86
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	680598	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Ores Mined:	2520	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	132	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5742	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Void Gems Collected:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Towns Built:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	940800
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

CraftyMemeLordz

2000s internet, 2010s internet, aim, Chat Rooms, CraftyMemeLordz, cyberbullying, dial-up internet, digital divide, flash games, internet culture, internet slang, memes, myspace, Nostalgia, online forums, online privacy, social media, tech evolution, viral videos, y2k, younger generation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	8093	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s and 2010s internet culture! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing baby gifs, dramatic chipmunk videos, and Rickrolling galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Keyboard Cat, who will serenade you with catchy tunes as you build your pixelated empire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat roaming the virtual plains.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a blast from the past? Come on in and experience the internet like never before!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5