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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5931 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 118 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 44 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!