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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3207 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 296 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!
