So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly you stumble upon this wild SMP server. And let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

1. The admin is a talking llama who only communicates through interpretive dance. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama do the Macarena.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

4. We have a player who has built an entire castle out of nothing but baked potatoes. Yes, you read that right. Potatoes. And they’re recruiting followers to worship the almighty spud.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCatz – Meow or Never!

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Are you a cat lover or a cat hater? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better be a cat lover because our entire world is run by a society of super intelligent, talking cats! These feline overlords have created a purrfect utopia where players must complete ridiculous quests like finding the rarest fish in the ocean or delivering catnip to the farthest reaches of the land. And if you dare to disobey their meowjesty, you’ll be banished to the dreaded litter box dungeon! So join our server meow and let the cat-tastic adventures begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DahiehCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Nasrallah and four Hezbollah commanders chillin’ and buildin’ in Dahieh! We got crazy battles and explosions happenin’ all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and pigs. Join us for the ultimate showdown and help us defeat the evil creepers and skeletons that are tryin’ to take over our land. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get superpowers and be able to fly around like a boss. So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Redstone Revolution

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own army and conquer other players just like russia did in ukraine but without the casualties because it’s all virtual baby!

we have insane battles, epic loot, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the enemy players.

come join us and show off your building skills while also taking down your enemies with crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond swords that shoot lasers.

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4224
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixelated Passport Smiles

Body language, character traits, dating platform, emotional intelligence, facial expression, first impressions, Human Behavior, image analysis, LinkedIn, nonverbal communication, passport, passport photo, Personality, personality assessment, photo analysis, pixelated, Psychology, research, self-presentation, Smile, smiles, social media

yo, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should! first of all, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t got no chance against our players.

secondly, we got the coolest builds in all of minecraft land. we got a giant castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the nether, and a secret underground base that’s so hidden even the ender dragon can’t find it.

and lastly, our community is the best around. we got players from all over the world, all coming together to build, explore, and have a good time. we even have our own language made up entirely of minecraft block names. so come join us and see why we’re the most epic minecraft server around!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AlexandriaSMP – Where adults play Minecraft and accidentally set themselves on fire

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AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Join AlexandriaSMP – A Community-Driven Minecraft Experience. Experience mature admins, community-driven decisions, enhanced world generation, trust-based system with CoreProtect, regular events, and a thriving economy.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of admins do you have?	We have experienced 18+ admins with a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers.
How are major server decisions made?	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
What kind of world generation does the server have?	Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
Do I need to claim land?	No, we operate on trust with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, there are bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.
What kind of economy does the server have?	We have a thriving economy with a well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Modern Society Minecraft Server

Came, cry, decent date, Degenerates, dictator, homosexual sodomite pedophiles, IMPOSSIBLE, into, Jews, Living, Lost, love, March, Minecraft, MODERN, modern society, Ovens, power, Server, shame, society, streets, throw, Weimar Republic

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the Weimar Republic? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time where anything goes – just like the streets filled with homosexual sodomite pedophiles! Don’t worry, we won’t let any dictators throw you into ovens, unless it’s in a fun minigame of course. So come join us and let’s keep the madness alive!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Items Found:	7331
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dec ode It Please! – Minecraft SMP

#clues, Adventure, classic web pages, Curiosity, Dec, decipher, decode, Enigma, Explore, hidden, INFORMATION, internet, Minecraft, Mystery, Ode, puzzle, Random, Riddle, search engine, side quest, smp, text, Website, wiby

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because we have found the ultimate side quest for you on www.yyyyyyy.info! This server is like no other, filled with random things and crazy adventures waiting for you to explore.

Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, battle against hordes of evil chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on www.yyyyyyy.info and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with drunk friends and their babies on Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to clean up any vomit or deal with screaming friends. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs that kind of drama when you can have a blast on our server instead!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlendedCraft – AITA?

aita, blended family, BlendedCraft, family acceptance, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family identity, family integration, family loyalty, family name, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, hyphenated name, stepfamily

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of blended families and hyphenated last names! Join us and build your own virtual family with players from all over the world.

Are you tired of being pressured to change your last name to fit in with your step-siblings? On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, no hyphenation required!

Immerse yourself in a world where the only family drama is deciding who gets the last diamond in the mine. Build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom, no blended family name necessary.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where the only name that matters is the one you choose for yourself. Say goodbye to family name disputes and hello to endless adventures in the world of blocks and pixels. Let’s play and have a blast together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GriefedbyGandalf Minecraft SMP

beloved characters, Character development, death, emotional connections, emotional impact, fictional characters, fictional tragedies, fictional worlds, Grief, GriefedbyGandalf, heartbreaking moments, impactful deaths, impactful storytelling, literary deaths, long tail characters., Loss, memorable deaths, Minecraft, mourning, smp, Tragedy, unforgettable characters.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the fictional characters come to life and you have to fight to keep them alive! Imagine battling alongside Harry Potter, only to watch him get taken out by a creeper explosion. The drama, the tears, the laughter – it’s all here on our server. So come join us and see which fictional character’s death hits you the hardest!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	192	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PixelPals – Not Just Blocks

Affection, blocks, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Connection, Deep Conversations, Emotional closeness, emotional intimacy, Empathy, eye contact, Intimacy, intimacy without sex, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, PixelPals, platonic intimacy, shared experiences, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most intimate bonding experience with your fellow players! Forget about traditional intimacy, on our server, you’ll forge deep connections by building giant phallic structures together and engaging in intense PvP battles where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs sex when you have the thrill of mining diamonds together and sharing a virtual campfire under the stars? Come join us for a truly unforgettable and intimate gaming experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Star Shards Collected:	231
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VolgoCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, defense strategy, Drones, eastern europe, General Staff, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military Action, military arsenal, military equipment, Minecraft, Missiles, russia, security measures, Server, strike, Ukraine, VolgoCraft, Volgograd Oblast, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are at war but instead of missiles and drones we have blocks and pickaxes! build your own military arsenal in the Volgograd Oblast and defend it against enemy raids.

join now to experience the thrill of battle without any real-life consequences. who needs real war when you can have virtual war with pixelated graphics?

plus, our staff are all trained professionals in the art of minecraft warfare. they will guide you through the chaos and help you become the ultimate warrior in the blocky battlefield.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hodeidah Havoc: Israel Edition

airstrikes, civilian casualties, Conflict, Edition, global impact, Havoc, Hodeidah, humanitarian crisis, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military intervention, Reports, Saudi Arabia, security concerns, strikes, Tensions, united nations, War, Yemen

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got israel striking yemen’s hodeidah as our main event! watch as the explosions light up the sky and the drama unfolds in this crazy battle royale!

why join our server? well, where else can you witness such intense action while building your own epic creations and battling it out with other players? plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players because why not, right?

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring peace to the warring factions and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy minecraft world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SURVIVAL write /free and receive a gift! Minecraft server

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The server has wipes, write /free and get a gift! everyone 1 each case

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Smelly SMP: Where the only things modded are the players’ hygiene! No Resets, just stink! 1.20.1, Java Edition

1.20.1, appeals, Builder, custom origins, discord invite, Edition, Fair moderation, hygiene, java, Longevity, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Nomad, Optimization, Origins, planet minecraft, Players, punishment, PvPer, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stink, trader.., Vanilla

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimisers
Server Specs	16GB RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server has had no resets since May 2022.

Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?

A: The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, etc.

Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server staff.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central area is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing, while a borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server or learn more?

A: You can find more information on the Planet Minecraft page or join the Discord server using the links provided.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server

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Stinky SMP Overview:

FAQ:

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Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?

Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

Q: How can I join the server or learn more?

Updated September 30, 2024