LIFESMP is a modern Minecraft: Java Edition & Bedrock server that aims to enhance vanilla gameplay in fun and exciting ways.
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| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
We have EasyDiffusion, Metastable, and SwarmUI to make your Minecraft experience more mind-blowing than ever before. And if you want to take it up a notch, try out Forge, ComfyUI, or SD.Next for a truly out-of-this-world experience.
But wait, there’s more! Use a VAE if your images look washed out because we care about your visual experience in this pixelated world. And don’t forget to check out our SD 3.5 info and download links to level up your gameplay.
Join us for insane adventures, outrageous builds, and a community like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 5320 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
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| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Forget therapy, join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those expensive therapy sessions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual escape that’s way more fun and way less expensive? Let’s get crafting, baby!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
A new vanilla survival server. Come join our discord too! Join us if you want a completely vanilla experience with others and make friends.
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| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all – we have a special surprise for all our players. Introducing the 1st orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, a song that will have you mining and crafting like never before. And don’t miss out on our 3D Debut, where we’ll be showcasing our pixelated dance moves in stunning 3D graphics.
Check out our Youtube channel for all the latest videos of our epic adventures, from battling creepers to building sky-high castles. And be sure to grab some merch from our online store, featuring Fuwawa and Mococo-themed items that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.
Join us for some /baubau/-related content, including baubau sings, NSFW builds, and a list of all our favorite VTL team members. Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all – we have weekly lewd meets for our Gay Down Under Edition, where you can get down and dirty with your fellow players. And if lewd isn’t your thing, we have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday, Fucked Up Movie Thursday, and Sad Anime Sunday.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience virtual reality, real ejaculate, and have a blast with a community that’s as wild and crazy as you are? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 405994 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Welcome to Dragoon’s – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience! Embark on an epic adventure in the sky with our custom-designed Skyblock world! Here at Dragoon’s, we’ve taken classic Skyblock gameplay and elevated it with tons of unique features and custom items you won’t find anywhere else. Custom Items & Pickaxes Discover a whole new world of custom items! From powerful pickaxes to exclusive gear, we’ve got everything to help you thrive. Unlock legendary tools and weapons to boost your island progression! Unique Armor & Drinkable Items Gear up with custom armor sets that provide the best protection and stats! We even have drinkable items that give you special buffs and effects, making every challenge more exciting. Endless Customization with ItemAdder Use our ItemAdder plugin to collect hundreds of custom blocks, resources, and more! Whether you’re building, farming, or fighting, there’s always something new to explore and discover! Challenges & Exclusive Rewards Take on custom challenges and earn exclusive rewards to upgrade your island and become the ultimate Skyblock legend. The more you play, the more you unlock! Join us at mc.dragoons.eu and experience a Skyblock world like never before! Start your adventure today and build your sky kingdom with endless possibilities!
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| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 90 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching drones trying to kick Rhea out of WWE while also building epic bases and battling it out in intense PvP matches. Who needs a wrestling ring when you can settle your differences with a good old-fashioned diamond sword fight?
So come on, join our crazy SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves wrestling drones and WWE drama!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Welcome to “ItaAnarchy,” an anarchic Minecraft server where there are no rules, no alliances, and only the strongest survive. Form factions, battle for control, and rise to power in a world driven by pure chaos. Build, raid, and conquer, but trust no one. Will you be the last one standing, or will you fall to the power struggles of others? The only certainty here is that nothing is certain. Embrace the madness!
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| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 85 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Our server is filled with neckbeards, fedoras, and a whole lot of Mountain Dew. We have exclusive incel-only chat rooms where you can bond over your shared hatred of women and society.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a special Ukraine-themed mini-game where you can roleplay as a Russian invader or a brave Ukrainian defender. Will you conquer the land or fight for freedom? The choice is yours!
So come join us and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a virtual incel uprising instead?
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 43 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
In our server, you’ll witness the legendary showdown between Joke Paul and his arch-nemesis, the Ender Dragon. Who will come out on top in the PFL (Prank Fight League)? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base where players can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of llamas.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join us now and become a part of the madness! Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 88031 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
You can vote here to receive voting keys on our server!
You can have a look on our website: www.novacraftmc.net Or you can join our discord and talk with our great community! discord.gg/novacraft
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| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Embark on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where nothing is as it seems and reality itself is up for grabs. Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the tracks shift and change before your very eyes.
But that’s not all! Witness the epic showdown between The Princess of La Manchaland Rodion and HE – Fell Bullet Yi Sang, as they battle it out for supremacy in a clash of titans. And don’t miss the upcoming extraction of the elusive [ Meursault ], a target so mysterious and enigmatic that even the bravest players tremble at the mere mention of their name.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. But beware, spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina await those who dare to enter our realm.
Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for updates and exclusive content. And don’t forget to check out our required reading and useful resources to help you navigate the insanity that awaits.
Countdown to the chaos and let the games begin! Join us on this wild ride through the unknown, where anything is possible and everything is at stake. See you on the other side!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
