LieCraft SMP: “I totally didn’t steal your diamonds”

BETRAYAL, confession, cover up, Deceit, Deception, diamonds, Didnt, dishonesty, fabrication, false statement, falsehood, fib, Guilt, Honesty, LieCraft, Lies, Manipulation, relationships, Secrets, smp, steal, Totally, Trust, untruth, white lie

Join our Minecraft SMP where lying is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement! We have a whole town dedicated to fibbing and deceit, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous tall tales. Need a reason to join? Well, rumor has it that the server owner once convinced a creeper to do the Macarena before blowing up. And don’t even get us started on the time someone convinced a group of skeletons that they were actually dancing in a flash mob. So come on down to our SMP and let your inner Pinocchio run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HearingAidCrafters

assistive devices, Communication, communication tools, Conversation, dementia, Empathy, family, Frustration, Glasses, health, hearing aids, hearing loss, HearingAidCrafters, mental health, patience, refusal, relationships, Support, Therapy, therapy suggestion, Understanding, Vanity

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the only way to communicate is through Morse code! That’s right, we have players tapping out messages on their keyboards like they’re in the middle of a spy mission.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to decipher messages from your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies. It’s a whole new level of gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whichever you prefer).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting out their best moves to convey important information.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where communication is key, even if it means learning Morse code or perfecting your dance moves. Who needs hearing aids when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyBootyLand

adult entertainment, BlockyBootyLand, consumer behavior, digital content, digital economy, Digital Media, digital nudity, entertainment industry, internet culture, online payments, online privacy, online purchases, online security, online spending, Online Subscriptions, online transactions, paying for content, personal choice, premium content, subscription services

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Beach, where players can find rare treasures buried in the sand. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom, where everything is upside down and the cows speak in rhymes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the zombies do the Thriller dance, the skeletons wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw wild parties every night? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ores Mined:	6251

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SinaloaCartelMCServer – Play Responsibly!

crime, criminal activity, criminal organizations, drug cartel, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug violence, drug war, escalation, Government, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, north Mexico, organized crime, Play, president, RESPONSIBILITY, responsibly, SECURITY, Sinaloa Cartel, SinaloaCartelMCServer, violence

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico! our president is constantly asking players to act “responsibly” as the violence escalates in the north…of our server map! but don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and games to distract you from the chaos. build your own drug empire or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about real world problems. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MetaCraft: No Russian News

Bans, Censorship, Communication, current events, Disinformation, facebook, freedom of speech, global news, government control, information warfare, internet, Journalism, media regulation, Meta, metacraft, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, Technology

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.

also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.

plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.

so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SinisterSMP

Active Staff, Cross-Play, Custom, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, friendly community, Hardcore, LifeSteal, loot crates, Lore, Mini Games, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Terraforming

SinisterSMP is a brand new lifesteal server looking to give a fresh revamp and experience to the usual lifesteal server, with a rapidly growing and friendly community and modern features and gameplay, SinisterSMP is the best server if you’re looking for a new server to play in. We have put a lot of effort into making the experience filled with thrilling PvP and much more, join today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SMP where even the pixels have more adventures than you

Adventures, bedrock, better, cinemamod, Community, Crates, custom armors, Feedback, Friendly, Grief Prevention, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, pixels, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Temperatures, Versions, voice chat

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Semi-vanilla SMP Simple voice chat Temperatures with seasons Daily crates Grief prevention Custom armors Minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Required Mods	“Simple Voice Chat” for proximity chat “cinemamod” for cinema feature

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server at smp.playpixels.net on Java or Bedrock platforms.

2. What versions of Minecraft are supported?

The server supports versions 1.18 to the latest versions.

3. Are mods required to play on the server?

No mods are required, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” is needed to use the cinema feature.

4. Is there any grief prevention on the server?

Yes, the server has grief prevention measures in place to protect players’ builds.

5. How can I provide feedback to improve the server?

All feedback is welcome and appreciated. You can join the Discord server at discord.com/invite/xUqMyugzTm to share your suggestions.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6546	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Anonymous 689048082 Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 689048082, novel, puzzle, secret, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, known for granting wishes to players who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of cake? The unicorn can make it happen!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to unicorns, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Safe 5’1 Girl Minecraft SMP

body image, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, girl, height, Heightism, Insecurity, Minecraft, physical appearance, Safe, Safety, self defense, self-confidence, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, tall vs short, Vulnerability

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the land is filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a 5’1 girl in a world where it’s safer than being a towering 6’3 man.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond armor-clad chickens who challenged him to a dance-off for the ultimate loot. Or how about the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers who turned out to be expert chefs and opened a restaurant in the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you might just encounter a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server with their impeccable fashion sense and killer dance moves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that involve collecting rare items like enchanted golden carrots or dragon egg omelettes.

So come on, join us in this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP where being a 5’1 girl is the key to survival!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ChooseMeOrCraft

birth letter, children, ChooseMeOrCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, emergency, family, high risk, husband, love, Marriage, Motherhood, motherless children, parenting, Pregnancy, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, VALUES, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual blocky babies over everything else! Join us for a wild ride filled with tough decisions and questionable morals.

Imagine a scenario where you have to choose between saving your Minecraft character or your Minecraft baby…who would you choose? Our players have debated this topic passionately, with some willing to sacrifice themselves for the greater good, while others refuse to leave their blocky offspring behind.

Join us and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with another player about the importance of virtual life over virtual death. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even end up writing a birth letter to defend your in-game decisions. It’s all in good fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GoldenAgeInternet SMP

cyber world, digital era, Digital Innovation, digital revolution, golden age, GoldenAgeInternet, information age, internet evolution, internet history, internet milestones, internet nostalgia, online communication, Online Community, online culture, smp, social media, tech boom, tech progress, technological advancements, virtual reality, web browsing, web development

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the golden age of the internet, but in Minecraft form! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and secret underground societies. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the internet’s golden age like never before!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SorryNotSorryCraft

accepting apologies, Apologizing sincerely, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Expressing remorse, forgiveness, healing, heartfelt apology, letting go, Making amends, Making things right, moving forward, reconciliation, Relationship Repair, seeking forgiveness, Sincere apology, SorryNotSorryCraft, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the apology you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where the Ender Dragon throws epic raves every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ll be begging for forgiveness if you miss out on this insane adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyVaxBlockers

Afghanistan, Campaigns, children’s health, conflict zone, CraftyVaxBlockers, developing countries, disease prevention, global health, health crisis, healthcare access, Humanitarian Aid, Infectious Disease, international organizations, Polio, public health, suspension, Taliban, UN, vaccination, vaccination programs, vaccine hesitancy.

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban have taken over and are now offering free polio vaccinations to all players!! experience the thrill of dodging bullets while building your dream base and fighting off evil forces. who needs health potions when you can get vaccinated by the taliban? join now for a wild adventure like no other!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5229	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Devil’s Backbone: Where perms are perms and blocks are blocks. Join us in the 1980s!

1980s, 80s-themed, America, backbone, Blackwater Hills, blocks, career opportunities, Communication, Customizable, Devils, Discord, Economy, Features, Fishing, Horror, Housing, Items, Join, Literate, Minecraft, Paranormal, PERMS, Plot, profile, Roleplay, roleplay server, small town, Soundtrack, Story-Driven, Vehicles

Devil’s Backbone <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/siamese-twins/">Minecraft Server</a>

🍂 | Vermont, 1986. The cicadas sing of change.

Welcome to Devil’s Backbone: a whitelisted, story-driven, semi-literate Minecraft roleplay! We offer a grounded, realistic setting with paranormal and horror elements. Set in 1980s America, the server follows the story of an abnormal small town named Blackwater Hills.

With a mystery around every corner, Devil’s Backbone strives to embody a prime literate roleplay environment with an open setting for character exploration.

Ready to board? Join our Discord server to learn more.

🔎 | Features

Devil’s Backbone offers a wide variety of immersive features to take your roleplay experience to the next level:

Fully customizable profile for your character including temporary statuses, viewable by others

Overarching plot to supplement your roleplay

80s-themed communication plugin featuring landlines, payphones, and pagers

Custom items and vehicles to further enrich the setting

Original soundtrack — listen as you play with our audio plugin!

Purchasable housing that you can decorate to make the space your own

Detailed fishing plugin

Realistic economy and player-owned businesses

Various in-game career opportunities

Detailed map stocked with an array of locations, rich with environmental storytelling

. . .And so much more.

Server Info

Version	1.19.4 (Optifine)
Mods Required	No
Resource Pack	Custom resource pack (with CITs, wearables, and vehicles)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You need to first join our Discord server to learn more about the whitelist application process.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: Yes, all players must be 18 years or older to join Devil’s Backbone.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable roleplay experience for everyone.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Springfield Bomb Threats Minecraft Server

Bomb, bomb threats, crisis management., Foreign involvement, government response, homeland security, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, one country, potential threats, security threat, Server, springfield, Springfield bomb threats, suspect country, suspicious activity, Terrorism, threat analysis, threat assessment, threat origins, Threats

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a Springfield bomb threat? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream world. And hey, did you know that all the bomb threats in Springfield actually came from players who were banned from our server? Join now to see what all the explosive hype is about!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Youtuber you like starts clogging your Minecraft SMP

#youtube, anti-creator payment policy, BLOCK, blockquotepYoutuber, clogging, daily streams, Dozen, fear, filter, hang out, Minecraft, missing video, naming scheme, parasocialites, Profitable, real video, SMPpblockquote, specific channel, starts.., SUBS, subscription box, Unsub, YouTuber

Are you tired of your favorite Youtuber flooding your subscription box with daily streams instead of actual videos? Are you starting to feel like you’re drowning in a sea of live streams with no lifeboat in sight? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the stream overload!

Join our server and escape the endless stream of streams by diving into a world where creativity knows no bounds. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. And the best part? No live streams to be found anywhere!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and say goodbye to the stream apocalypse. Trust us, your subscription box will thank you.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!