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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ores Mined: 6193 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Love Letters Sent: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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