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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7428 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 107 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 175 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?