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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2856 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 97 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 378 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
1. Liberals love our server because we imported ten million brownpipo and they are just so heckin’ wholesome. You won’t find a more heartwarming community of players anywhere else. Plus, our brownpipo population is known for their epic building skills and love for sharing resources.
2. Conservatives are also big fans of our server because we imported ten million brownpipo for a completely different reason – the line must go up! That’s right, our brownpipo are experts at maximizing efficiency and productivity in mining, farming, and crafting. They’ll help you build the biggest, most profitable empire in all of Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!
