Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in our pixelated world.

Why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that offers avatars straight out of anime, furry tech, and even funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got everything you need to spice up your virtual experience.

Need some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? We’ve got tutorials for that too! And don’t forget about our upcoming events, like birthday sex (depending on your timezone, of course).

So come on, hop on board our Minecraft SMP and get ready for some virtual reality, real ejaculate action! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 24 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10
Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 36

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

    The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and programs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell for epic prizes!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask him all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “What’s the deal with Endermen?”

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about meeting our legendary Agent Records, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz? Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

    Join us for our upcoming events including the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with Minecraft’s most notorious villains and maybe even steal a bite of the Wither’s soul sandwich.

    Don’t miss out on our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, where you can unlock exclusive in-game items like diamond armor made of solid gold and a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing sunglasses.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 430 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Crops Grown: 5761 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • JoblessExodusCraft

    JoblessExodusCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with crazy landlords and their even crazier cats? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully not from your landlord).

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into staying in a basement room or paying for your landlord’s cat’s extravagant medical bills. Instead, you’ll be free to roam our virtual world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t cry when you decide to move out.

    So say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server! Who needs a job when you have a whole new world to explore? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Zombie Dances: 5 Crops Grown: 8774

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

    ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

    we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

    plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BDSM MedCare FunLand

    BDSM MedCare FunLand
    so like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are part of the BDSM community. like, they’ve had some bad experiences with healthcare in the past, so they come here to escape and have a good time.

    join this server if you wanna build a dungeon filled with secret passageways and torture chambers. trust me, you’ll never wanna leave once you start playing. plus, the admins are all trained in CPR and first aid, so you’ll be safe even when things get a little too intense.

    come join us and let your freak flag fly in this wild and crazy minecraft world. you won’t regret it, unless you’re into vanilla stuff. then maybe this server isn’t for you. but if you’re into whips, chains, and building elaborate sex dungeons, then this is the place for you. come on in, the fun is just getting started!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • What is the IP for PWR Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for PWR Minecraft Server?

    PWR is a dynamic and innovative fitness company that offers a range of workout programs and training services designed to help individuals achieve their fitness goals. Led by founder and fitness influencer, Kayla Itsines, PWR is known for its effective and results-driven approach to exercise. With a strong focus on strength training and high-intensity interval workouts, PWR has gained a loyal following of individuals looking to transform their bodies and improve their overall health and fitness levels.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOC Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOC Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200
    Farms Harvested: 369 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Potions Brewed: 137
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server

    Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where two nations with the lowest birth rates in the world come together for some wild and wacky adventures! Why are their birth rates so low, you ask? Well, rumor has it that a mischievous group of creepers has been stealing all the baby villagers and hiding them in secret dungeons. It’s up to you and your fellow players to rescue the babies and restore balance to the server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them on the dance floor for some groovy moves and maybe even learn a thing or two about survival in the process.

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe filled with giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a never-ending supply of bling?

    So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP

    Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to hang out with Linus, the coolest brown kid in town who can build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks and make a farm full of dancing cows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who love to boogie down to some funky beats. Just be careful not to get too carried away or you might end up becoming their new dance partner for eternity!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Linus and his brown kids are waiting for you to join the fun!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

    Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

    Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4523 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Potions Brewed: 25

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MoonPortalMadness

    MoonPortalMadness
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally!

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a two-way portal to the Moon in your basement. Instead of freaking out, you decide to use it to join our server. Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build your very own Moon base and mine for space diamonds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of alien villagers who are always up for a trade. Need some enchanted gear? Just trade them a few moon rocks and they’ll hook you up.

    So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, join our server and start your lunar adventure today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

    The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

    The Bob SMP

    Hello everyone! This is a Bedrock Survival SMP with Kingdoms, and a lot of others to play with!

    It includes a few mods, such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones

    We have friendly staff that would love for you to join us!

    If this interests you, join us today! https://discord.gg/Aqc7xAUGDQ

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join this server? Yes, anyone is welcome to join The Bob SMP!
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes mods for Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
    Is there a Kingdoms feature in the server? Yes, The Bob SMP includes Kingdoms for players to participate in.
    Are the staff members helpful? Yes, the staff members are friendly and eager to assist all players.
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever play on!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power that grants you unlimited diamond armor and the ability to summon a herd of explosive sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Towns Built: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

    Erection Interference Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Gods Slained: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series

    PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like the pilot episode of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, surprises, and plot twists!

    Join our server and embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious quests. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of marshmallows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best pilot episode of your Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 433
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server

    Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old cinema stealing all the spotlight? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the true art form of gaming! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built entire movie theaters in-game just to show how much they don’t care about cinema. Join us and discover a world where gamers reign supreme and where creativity knows no bounds. Plus, our server is so unique that even Hollywood is jealous of our originality. So why settle for cinema when you can join us and experience the ultimate gaming paradise?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Magic Items Found: 4103
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Potions Brewed: 68
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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