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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 792 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5644 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9176 |
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