lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Runes Activated: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

    Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type 2-month-old SMP, whitelisted
    Server Version 1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
    Addons Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
    Player Base Dedicated player base + Fun events
    Economy Diamond economy
    Rules Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

    Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.

    Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

    A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.

    Q: Are new players welcome?

    A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.

    Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

    A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 New Chunks Explored: 450575
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

    Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

    Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP
    Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

    Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MineCraftLoveCo

    MineCraftLoveCo
    Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

    On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

    Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

    GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

    2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

    3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

    4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Ores Mined: 9451
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Zombie Dances: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

    BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues
    Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

    NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun
    LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

    We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 366 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • AndesShell Minecraft server

    AndesShell Minecraft server
    The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 242 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 New Chunks Explored: 820386

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

    Walz Blew It Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

    Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

    But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

    And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

    So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 142 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

    Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

    Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9670

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

    SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ores Mined: 830
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MentalMinecraftSMP

    MentalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Ores Mined: 6715 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • EpicFailDifficulty

    EpicFailDifficulty
    Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MonarchyAxedCraft

    MonarchyAxedCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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