lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Farms Harvested: 909
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

    Kik Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

    BoyfriendBlockheadAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

    Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Sayonara, Old Sayings!

    Sayonara, Old Sayings!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Neuro Club Minecraft Server

    Neuro Club Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 256
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

    The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

    RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8835 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

    Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

    JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft
    The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6647 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

    Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

    Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

    And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 346916 Gods Slained: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5429 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

    So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Love Letters Sent: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

    DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

    Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

    Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • WildCraft73: WWF Edition

    WildCraft73: WWF Edition
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

    Description
    Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

    Overview:

    Features:

    • Waystone
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Invis. Item Frames
    • Katters and Qraftys structure packs
    • Master Stonecutter recipes
    • More Food data pack
    • Chest/shulker previews
    • /trigger gotospawn
    • Treefeller
    • Graves

    Join Us:

    You can apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
    What version is the server running? 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    What are the main features of the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Crops Grown: 5605
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 91345 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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