lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 37 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 198 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TXCNetwork

    TXCNetwork

    TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 215660 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Astro MC Network

    Astro MC Network

    There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Star Shards Collected: 278 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Server Features

    • Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
    • No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
    • No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
    • No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
    • Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
    Can I use mods or cheats on the server? Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
    Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server? There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Potions Brewed: 162
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

    In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Ores Mined: 2710
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Zombie Dances: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

    steals your gallons Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3331 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Animals Bred: 124 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MOH DramaCraft

    MOH DramaCraft
    Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

    Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

    So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

    LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

    But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure
    Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • KyivNightRecruiters

    KyivNightRecruiters
    join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

    imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 45

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Real Life NPC Server

    Real Life NPC Server
    yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

    well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

    plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

    so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Animals Bred: 16 Wilderness Tamed: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

    Angry Dems Crafty Tweets
    lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Potions Brewed: 82
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MysticHorizons MC

    MysticHorizons MC

    At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 2841
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

    Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

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    Parallel Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

    IP Address play.parallelmc.org
    Discord https://discord.parallelmc.org
    Server Website https://www.parallelmc.org
    Server Photos https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

    Server Features:

    • NEW Tricky Trials Update
    • Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
    • Custom Features
    • Active, Dynamic Community
    • Participate in Lore
    • Active Economy
    • Quality of Life Improvements
    • NO LAG

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing/looting
    • No hacking
    • Respectful behavior towards other players
    • For full rules, visit website

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

    A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 974 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Crops Grown: 3267 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Times Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34
    Runes Activated: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

    What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

    Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 5956
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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