LessonLearnedMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	99

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this Minecraft SMP and I learned the hard way that you should never trust a llama with your diamonds. Like, I thought he was just a cute little llama, but turns out he was a diamond-stealing mastermind.

But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because we have the craziest adventures. Like one time, we all decided to build a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava. It was insane, but so much fun.

And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, I filled my friend’s house with chickens and he didn’t know what to do. It was clucking hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna have a wild time and learn some life lessons the hard way, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have the best community ever. Like, we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos, but we have each other’s backs no matter what. So come join us and let’s make some memories together!

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ores Mined:	3271	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Votes:	6172
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Farms Harvested:	796
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Buildings Constructed:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Potions Brewed:	114
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, community response, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, global crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Impact, lessons learned, mask wearing, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, Reflection, resilience, Retrospective, social distancing, Thoughts, U.S, Vaccines, Virus

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, candidate statement, controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, elections, european union, fictional state, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media backlash, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Romania, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	6172	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!

our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.

CraftyTariffDelayLOL

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffDelayLOL, DEADLINE, decision, DELAY, Economy, export, Impact, Import, international relations, March 1, market, mexico, negotiations, North America, Political, Tariffs, Trade, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.