LesbianDefenderMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PokeCraft

1.16.5, BUILD, Community, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Items Found:	7860	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Towns Built:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	504047
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	180
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Items Found:	8821
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4377	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Animals Bred:	94	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	772832
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Towns Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2367	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Animals Bred:	188	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Items Found:	2618

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Farms Harvested:	818
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	7195
Buildings Constructed:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	73	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	9545	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Falling into the Void:	3