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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 608 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
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