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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7339 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3536 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
