Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 13
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MommaNoWedding

    MommaNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

    We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

    So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

    Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Enchantments Applied: 61
    Chimeras Created: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SaltySMP_Hater

    SaltySMP_Hater
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

    That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mines Excavated: 2847
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Skillz4DayzCraft

    Skillz4DayzCraft
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

    GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators
    so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

    But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

    And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

    So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Grave Property – Own it!

    Grave Property – Own it!
    lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

    so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
    What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server? Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
    Are there community events on the server? Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

    The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

    Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Animals Bred: 74
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7505 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Crops Grown: 6667
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CreeperHater69

    CreeperHater69
    Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyIranLoverLebHit

    CraftyIranLoverLebHit
    So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Colon Cancer Server

    Crafty Colon Cancer Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!

    Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!
    Welcome to Idunn – Your Next Adventure Awaits!
    Join us on today for the launch of Idunn, a vibrant Minecraft SMP!
    Our Server:
    Version 1.21: We’re running on the latest Minecraft version, giving you access to all the latest features and updates!
    Grief Protection: Don’t worry about anything happening to your beloved builds!
    Friendly Staff: Having an issue? Create a ticket and inform a staff member. We will be happy to help!
    Features You’ll Love:
    Quality of Life Add-Ons:
    Land Claims: Protect your builds and create your dream world without fear!
    Player Shops: Trade with friends and establish your marketplace!
    Spawn & Home: You will always be able to warp back to Spawn or your bed!
    Player Warps: Set a place to warp back too! You can even make it public and have people visit!
    Mods:
    Custom Terrain Generation: Explore a unique world with custom terrain and structures across all three dimensions, bringing the environment to life!
    Looting Plug-In: Don’t worry about friends snagging your items! Our looting plug-in ensures you get your share, no matter what!
    Custom Currency: Start your adventure with 250 Krona to trade and buy items!
    Exclusive Trading Cards: Collect 36 unique trading cards based on our first season! Will you be able to gather them all?

    Join the Server! – [play.idunn.one:25565]

    Join our Discord! – https://discord.gg/HDj9jKcJqu

    Join Us! We can’t wait to see you on Idunn for an unforgettable adventure!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the Idunn Minecraft server?

    A: You can join the server by connecting to play.idunn.one:25565 in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is there any grief protection on the server?

    A: Yes, we have grief protection in place to ensure that your builds are safe.

    Q: How can I contact staff if I have an issue?

    A: You can create a ticket or contact a staff member on our Discord server for assistance.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, we have features like land claims, player shops, custom terrain generation, looting plug-in, custom currency, and exclusive trading cards.

    Q: Can I warp back to spawn or my home easily?

    A: Yes, you can always warp back to spawn or your bed with ease.

    Q: How can I start my adventure with currency on the server?

    A: You will start with 250 Krona to trade and buy items on Idunn.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 365
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Brain Rewire Minecraft Server

    Brain Rewire Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring personality in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can literally rewire your brain and become a whole new player!

    Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 New Chunks Explored: 629302
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

    Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild
    Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

    Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

    But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

    If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

    Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 223 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 25 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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