LebCraft: Return Home, IDF!

Army, border, Conflict, defense forces, hezbollah, home, idf, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military campaign, north, Operation, Prepare, Residents, RETURN, return home, SECURITY, Situation, Tension, threat, Troops, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

lol so like, this server is like, so epic that even the IDF is getting ready for a military campaign in Lebanon just to join it. they’re all like “the situation in the north cannot continue, we must return residents home… to this lit Minecraft server!”

join us and be part of the most epic battle ever, where creepers are like enemy soldiers and diamonds are the ultimate weapon. build your own base, team up with other players, and conquer the virtual world like a boss.

plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for new recruits to join his army of undead mobs. so if you’re ready for a crazy adventure and some serious PvP action, come join us now!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Items Found:	5151
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crops Grown:	2428

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Emeralds Found:	9051	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Items Found:	5350	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Farms Harvested:	694
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Potions Brewed:	94
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	5940
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Farms Harvested:	643
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4181	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Votes:	1245
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Votes:	1810
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mines Excavated:	2559
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	2197	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	1397
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Towns Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Crops Grown:	5651
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.