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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8321 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 115 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 5182 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!
