so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

    Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Dragon Eggs Found: 4777
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Potions Brewed: 66 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Ores Mined: 5866 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

    The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

    Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Animals Bred: 122
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Falling into the Void: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Star Shards Collected: 242
    Mines Excavated: 4342 Emeralds Found: 2154

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MisogynistMasherCraft

    MisogynistMasherCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

    SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories
    Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

    Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
    What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

    Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Runes Activated: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8275

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • TXCNetwork

    TXCNetwork

    TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Crops Grown: 7425 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Astro MC Network

    Astro MC Network

    There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Server Features

    • Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
    • No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
    • No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
    • No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
    • Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
    Can I use mods or cheats on the server? Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
    Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server? There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

    In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

    steals your gallons Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MOH DramaCraft

    MOH DramaCraft
    Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

    Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

    So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

    LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

    But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Mines Excavated: 3581
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Potions Brewed: 162
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Animals Bred: 89 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure
    Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Magic Items Found: 2044
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • KyivNightRecruiters

    KyivNightRecruiters
    join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

    imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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