Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Viburnum

Survival, Vanilla

Viburnum Pure survival.No goofy spawn.No silly contests. Survive! Teleport / Claim and protect your land and property. Paper server in Survival mode. WorldGuard / WorldEdit / Essentials commands to get your mining going right away. Come check it out if you are into playing the game the way it was designed! Enjoy!!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NightPvp

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1019	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

This server has blocks. You can pick up those blocks and move them somewhere else. It’s just like playing Lego, only now with stuff like Factions, mcMMO, MobArena, PvP, Spleef, etc.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Animals Bred:	156

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CrimsonMC

CrimsonMC gives you a rush every time you play. Whether its on survival or another server. You will never get bored. We have friendly staff who are ready to help you when you are in need. They make you feel comfortable in your situation. Hope you enjoy the server best thoughts, QuinMillWinMill

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Proyecto40

Project40

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EnderCraftMC

A semi-vanilla Survival server that is made for people to play and be an awesome community. No insane donator kits, just people getting together to play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MyCraft PvP

MyCraft PvP is a full-time survival server that introduces a new concept to the Minecraft server scene: karma. Help out your fellow players and they can thank you with a like. Make them angry, and they’ll retaliate with dislikes. The more karma you have, the more you influence the server.

Server specs: Intel Xeon E3-1245v2, 32 GB RAM, 2x 120GB SSDs in RAID 1 Daily automated backups to Amazon S3 99% uptime since 2011

Commands: /vote kick — initiate a new vote to kick the target player. /vote [player] — agree or disagree with a vote. If there is more than one active vote, specify the player as well. /info — display stats about a player. /like — commend a player for their thoughtful actions! /dislike — call out a player for doing something you didn’t like.

Read more at: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2139835-

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

blockcityjail

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SinisterCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

What makes SinisterCraft so Great.

Multi Server Hub We are running on a 24/7 Dedicated server with 32GB of Dedicated Ram and have access to more if needed. Players that vote receive rewards in game. Tons of free perks and donor perks. Custom plugins and lots of things always going on.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CaballoCraft

Economy, FTB, PvP

Are you looking for a good MineCraft server? What we offer you: Individual worlds: Each player gets their own world where they can do whatever they want. Everything can be achieved without donations: Of course donations are welcome, but unlike many other servers, with us everyone can get the complete game content without donations. Players’ comments are addressed: Do you have any suggestions for improvement? Bring it on. We like to listen to them and try to implement them. We run an FTB Infinity Evolved 2.6.0 server under www.caballocraft.de can be reached. If you have any questions or problems, you can also visit us in the TS at mc.caballocraft.de. MFG Euer CaballoCraft Team

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OleroCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

Welcome to the OleroCraft network! SkyWars | Prison | SkyBlock | Factions | KitPvP Join the Olerocraft network and experience Minecraft the way you should have a long time ago. We offer addictive game-modes you and your friends will enjoy for hours! From Prison server to SkyWars, we offer it all. Staff constantly on the look out to help our community and YouTube stars making appearances every few months. Join Today and it will change your Minecraft life! – Noodles

IP – Mc.OleroCraft.com Website – OleroCraft.com Store – Olero.Buycraft.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8128
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GreenHaven Prison 1.6.4

Server Address: Play.GHPrison.com

GreenHaven is a prison server, where you earn money to rankup. Ranks are: – D-Prisoner – C-Prisoner – B-Prisoner – A-Prisoner – Free

Each time you rankup, the block gets better, the mines have more ore in them, and there is less people around.

For more info please visit: www.bit.ly/GreenHaven Website: www.GHPrison.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Extronus Factions

Factions

Extronus returns, better than ever! Classic Season 2 runs from September 10 till December 5. Check it out today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Craftplay.de | MiniGames Hub

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

REDspin MC

PvE, Survival

RSMC is now a cooperative community server. We pool our resources and come together to build massive and elaborate structures for the whole server to use. You can see screenshots at http://redsp.in/redspin-screenshots/

Get whitelisted using the application form at http://rsmc.tk

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.