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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6117 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 593 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows