LazyLootMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mines Excavated:	3031	Undead Armies Raised:	0

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20

Anime, battle cards, card game, collectible card game, Craft, duel monsters, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional universe, Gaming, Magic, Manga, monster cards, mystic, Realms, role-playing game, science fiction, science vs magic, spell cards, strategy, trading card game, tv show, Yugioh

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8052	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Bro, forget about that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave from another dimension, man! So ditch the debates about Yugioh and come join the insanity on our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? Just join already!

Blocktopia: DailyGrind

#DailyGrind, blocktopia, Consistency, daily routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, reading, self improvement, self-care, sleep routine, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	251786	Towns Built:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ores Mined:	1545	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring daily habits again! Our server is so addictively fun that you’ll forget all about brushing your teeth or eating breakfast. Instead, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending pixelated llamas. Who needs good habits when you can have virtual adventures that will make your real life seem dull in comparison? Join us now and say goodbye to productivity forever!

SepticSleuthCraft

Corruption, crime, Dead, India, Indian, investigation, investigative journalist, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, murder, mysterious death, News, Police, Press, reporter, septic tank, SepticSleuthCraft, suspicious death, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4334
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

lol imagine being so ded that u end up in a septic tank. well, that’s what happened to this poor indian investigative journalist. but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t end up in a septic tank. u might end up in a lava pit or get attacked by a giant chicken tho. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe u won’t end up like that poor journalist. or maybe u will. who knows? lol.

AppleCraft: Climate Chaos

#sustainability, agricultural challenges, agriculture, America, apple production, apple regions, AppleCraft, Challenges, changing climate, Chaos, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, climate research, crop management, environmental impact, Farming, food supply, fruit industry, Productive, study, Washington State University, weather patterns

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where apples reign supreme, but not just any apples – MAGICAL apples that can talk and grant wishes! That’s right, on our server, you can befriend these chatty fruits and have them help you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

1.21.4, ass, caps, HOWDY, list, log, long tail, Shit, Suck, tags, WANDERER, well, West, Wild

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Hey there, wanna join our Minecraft server where we let you suck poop out of our butts for in-game currency? It’s a wild ride, trust me.

We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.

Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

MomKickBFOut Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomKickBFOut, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of dealing with sketchy housemates in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! No more drama, just blocky fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone setting fire to it. Plus, we have a strict “no flammable materials near outlets” policy to keep you safe from any potential arsonists.

So why deal with real-life roommate drama when you can escape to our server and build a fortress of safety and fun? Join now and leave the real world behind – no more sketchy boyfriends allowed!

MomCraft Splitz

alcohol consumption, caretaking responsibilities, college funding, Decision making, enabling behavior, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Home ownership, Inheritance, legal ties, Long Term Care, mental health challenges, MomCraft, pre-teen nephew, property ownership, reverse mortgage, sibling relationships, smoking habits, splitz

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.

Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!

WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

authoritarianism, Chaos, CONSERVATIVE, current events, extremism, Global, Government, Ideology, influence, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, polarization, political landscape, political shift, Politics, populism, power, right wing, rise of the right, smp, social change, society, WingedRight

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Votes:	1598	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. Like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano and everyone was like, “Whoa, that’s lit, bro.”

And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.

But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

BlockyBreakupCraft

anger management, BlockyBreakupCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, couples therapy, emotional intimacy, Emotional support, expressing emotions, Frustration, healthy relationships, marriage counseling, open communication, problem solving, relationship advice, relationship issues, relationship problems, seeking help, seeking understanding, Stress Management, trust building

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3891	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of your partner always hogging the diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your frustration in the most hilarious ways possible! Build a giant statue of them out of dirt blocks, trap them in a never-ending maze, or even create a lava pit for them to fall into (don’t worry, they’ll respawn)! Join us for some relationship therapy like you’ve never experienced before!

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Void Gems Collected:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1