LazyCraft: Where even the creepers put in more effort

crawl over glass, CREEPERS, does nothing, doing something, Effort, eye contact, LazyCraft, Men, Nothing, Put, this bitch, thousands of hours

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7999
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crops Grown:	7948
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing happens! Seriously, you won’t find any boring quests or tedious tasks here. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who have dedicated their lives to doing absolutely nothing in the game.

Join us and witness the madness of players who will crawl over glass just for a second of eye contact with another player. The dedication is real, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From building entire cities out of dirt blocks to taming wild creepers as pets, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, join us now. Who needs quests and objectives when you can have a good time doing absolutely nothing?

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Armor Forged:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2440
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	368484	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Votes:	1221	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	7363
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Items Found:	8011
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mines Excavated:	2417
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Villages Defended:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Love Letters Sent:	8

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).