LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2645
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Potions Brewed:	158
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	702258	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Farms Harvested:	651
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	165	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3774
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Farms Harvested:	435	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	259	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7180	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Villages Defended:	7
New Chunks Explored:	880542	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Votes:	6152	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	1763

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Allies, America, Canada-US relations, Canadians, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, enemy country, foreign policy, global perspective, international affairs, international relations, Minecraft, negative view, neighbors, North America, opinion, Perception, Politics, poll, public opinion, Server, survey, united states

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Animals Bred:	163
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.

join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.

PutinCraft2020

Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, German MP, global affairs, International cooperation, international politics, international relations, nato, political alliances, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, US-Russia relations, Western countries, world leaders

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where trump and putin are bffs and u can join in on the fun! build ur own wall or invade ur neighbor’s base, the possibilities are endless! top german mp says transatlantic relations are over, but who cares when u can join this crazy server and start a new world war of ur own! come join us and make minecraft great again!

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