LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

accessible, Allies, Bouquet, character traits, Community, Flowers, form, fresh start, Gathering, jotform, Judgement-Free, LavenderSMP, LGBTQ, Lore, lower end, Meaning, MINIMAL, plotting, Plugins, PRETEND, safe space, Secretly, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, TAKEOVER, Technology, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	24

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

Hot Food Blowers vs Hashafashsha Chewers

blow on food, Blowers, blowing on food, blowing on food to cool, blowing on food to cool down, blowing on food to cool it, blowing on food to eat, blowing on hot food, Chewers, Chewing, cooling down food, cooling food, dining etiquette, eating habits, Food, food cooling methods, food cooling techniques, food etiquette, food temperature, Hashafashsha, hot, Hot Food, table manners

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like a creeper exploding in yo face but in a good way, ya know? We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle, wear a pumpkin on yo head for protection, and build a house out of diamonds just because you can. We got a secret underground club where all the villagers party like it’s 1999, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So come on down to our wacky world of wonder and weirdness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to blow on your food before you eat it, or else you might end up like Steve after a TNT mishap. Peace out, homies!

Dreamy Wanderlust Craft

cognition, Craft, dream analysis, dream interpretation, dream recall, dreams, dreamy, findings, Memory, mental health, mind wandering, participants, positive attitude, Psychology, research, research study, seasonal variations, Sleep, Spring, study, subconscious, Wanderlust, Winter

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ores Mined:	5531
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1045

join dis server if u wanna have DREAMS come true! we got magical powers dat make ur dreams come alive in da game! u can build ur dream house, ride a unicorn, and even fly like a bird! plus, we got special events where u can battle dream monsters and win epic prizes! forget about winter blues, come to our server and make ur dreams come true all year round! let’s make dreamland a reality, join now!

Cyber CosplayCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ai cosplay, ai technology, asian cosplayers, Citlali cosplay, cosplay accessories, cosplay budget, cosplay characters, cosplay community, cosplay conventions, cosplay costume, cosplay creativity, cosplay culture, cosplay design, cosplay enthusiasts, cosplay inspiration, cosplay training, cosplay trends, cosplaycraft, cyber, fluxDog, Lora cosplay, pony-xl

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got Citlali cosplay Lora ponies running around like crazy! And guess what? I just trained one to be a pony-xl! It’s like a dream come true, man. And the best part? It’s all run by broke fluxDogs who bless Asian cosplayers. Like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server, am I right? Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Argument, arrested, bullying, country kids, CraftyCraze, dash camera, football game, friend group, Graduation, high school, JUMPED, Minecraft, pallet of bricks, Police, popular kids, pressing charges, Principal, scratched truck, Server, Truck, Vandalism, wires cut

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

bar, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, CheaterCraft, Cheating, children, Communication, Divorce, federal sentence, husband, Infidelity, jail talk, LEAVING, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, Pregnant, Prison, therapy school, Trust, Years

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ores Mined:	9689	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crops Grown:	7619
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Love Letters Sent:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Alien Abductions:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Runes Activated:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Chimeras Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crops Grown:	2543	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Enchantments Applied:	84	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4720
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Potions Brewed:	64
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	4205	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?