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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1601 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 56 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!