Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crops Grown:	7509	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9833
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	8207

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Crops Grown:	7284	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Chimeras Created:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	4314	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	4766

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	767023
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

best of the best, celeb, Celeb feet, celeb foot pics, celeb foot worship, celebrity feet, celebrity foot model, celebrity soles, celebrity toes, famous feet, feet, foot admiration, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot pics, foot worship, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	New Chunks Explored:	802706
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Love Letters Sent:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	256
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	364

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

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