Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Divine Spears Created: 30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Villages Defended: 13
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Dimension Hops: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Emeralds Found: 7484
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Towns Built: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 79 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Alien Abductions: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 242 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2123 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Falling into the Void: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3976 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Farms Harvested: 554
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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