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I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Despair, hate, Invisibility, Loneliness, Minecraft, rejection, self compassion, self esteem, self hate, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-perception, smp, social media, unlovable

Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1108	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

aita, artwork, ass, BdayArtGate, Birthday, canvas, CraftyGFs, creepy, Girlfriend, homemade artwork, Intimacy, Jerk, Legs, Nude, paint, Print, refusing, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, ungrateful, Unique, unusual habits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineTimeMachine

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crops Grown:	5669
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

$101 million, 101M, Accountability, Breach, cybersecurity, data breach, ENCRYPTION, Fine, fined, lawsuit, Meta, passwords, plaintext, PlaintextCraft, privacy, SECURITY, sensitive data, social media, Storing, Technology, user information, VIOLATION

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magic Items Found:	1498
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Farms Harvested:	153
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

YankeeDoodleDont

american culture, American customs, bizarre traditions, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural shock, eye-opening moments, foreign perspective, foreign viewpoint, International visitors, Non-Americans, odd behaviors, strange habits, surprising discoveries, travel experiences, unfamiliar practices, unique observations, united states, unusual customs, YankeeDoodleDont

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4007
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	610
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyMissileWars

Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, nuclear weapons, potential attack, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning, White House

Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixel Fish Disco Party

ALAN, Animal Behavior, artificial light at night, Behavioural effects, circadian rhythms, Danio rerio, disco, ecological disruption, environmental impacts, Fish, genetic expression, light pollution, Light Spectrum, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, Party, PIXEL, reproductive patterns, sleep disturbances, spectral compositions, transgenerational effects, urbanization, wildlife conservation, Zebrafish

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish are super into partying? well, do we have the server for you! come join us and witness the behavioural and transgenerational effects of artificial light at night on zebrafish.

our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.

so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Subterranean Oasis Minecraft Server

abyss, adaptation, below life, Darkness, deep sea creatures, Deep Sea Discovery, deep sea exploration, Existence, hidden world, Life, Life below life, Marine Biology, marine life, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, Oasis, ocean depths, oceanography, Server, Subterranean, Survival, underwater world, unknown species

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience life below life! Why settle for just building on the surface when you can dig deep underground and create your own underground empire?

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of giant moles as they tunnel through the earth, collecting rare ores and treasures for you to use in your builds. Don’t worry, the moles are friendly and won’t bite…usually.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of underground gnomes who will trade with you for magical items and enchantments. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might prank you by turning all your blocks into dirt!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness and mayhem of life below life. Who knows what adventures await you in the depths of the earth?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	265
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36