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Mystic Echoes 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, covers, Echoes, Gaming, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, mystic, Nina Saotome, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3143	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9065	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like diving into a vortex of Nina Saotome vibes, but with blocks and creepers! Join us for Catch-Up Tuesday and experience the power of Nina’s sisterly personality while building your own virtual world.

Why should you join? Well, imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Nina’s sultry singing voice in the background. It’s like a weirdly satisfying combo that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

Plus, we have unofficial VOD archives that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. And if you’re into lewd OC, KK, and sloppa, we got you covered with our mega archive that will leave you questioning your life choices.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Nina Saotome’s world mixed with the pixelated madness of blocky adventures. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?).

MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server

aita, Australia, Behavior, Connections, Contempt, cyclist, Drinking, EMBARRASSMENT, exclusion, hurtful, ignoring, mean girl, MeanGirlRevenge, Memories, Minecraft, partying, rich girl, roommates, sarcasm, Server, snobby, study abroad, Upset

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3161	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

So, imagine this: you’re in a Minecraft server where everyone is super nice and inclusive, except for a few mean girls who think they rule the server. They constantly exclude you, make plans without you, and even yell at you to get out of the way like you’re a pesky cyclist. But fear not, because revenge is sweet in this server!

Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!

BdayBroBetrayal

bachelor lifestyle, BdayBroBetrayal, birthday surprise, brother, city, dick move, family life, Girlfriend, horrible time, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, mutual friends, private room, right thing, Routine, Shenanigans, small town, solitude, specialty service, strip club, Warning

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Love Letters Sent:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mines Excavated:	4855
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	288	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Towns Built:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	506367
Zombie Dances:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	163

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianBlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, eastern europe, Erdogan, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, nonnegotiable, Peacekeeping, political statements, regional stability, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, turkey, Ukraine, UkrainianBlockParty

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

lol ok so like this server is like the bomb diggity yo. we got like, ukraine and turkey up in here, but like in minecraft form. erdogan is all like “yo ukraine’s land is like, not up for grabs bro” and we’re all like “yeah bro, we got ukraine’s back in this server, come join us and protect the land with us.”

we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, intel, intelligence reports, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, NoPeaceDeal, peace deal, peace negotiations, political analysis, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sources, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ores Mined:	1696	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!

ProteinCraft: MouseSpeak Upgrade

amino acid change, biology, Communication, DENISOVANS, Evolution, genetic mutation, genetics, human evolution, human language, human-specific variant, language development, Mice, MouseSpeak, Neanderthals, NOVA1, protein, ProteinCraft, research, scientific discovery, Speech, Upgrade, vocal sounds, vocalization

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	148	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got amino acids changin’ proteins and makin’ mice talk like humans! We got NOVA1 protein switcheroos makin’ Neanderthals and Denisovans jealous of our human-specific vocal sounds! It’s like a science experiment gone wild up in here! So come on and join us for some wacky fun and mutant mice shenanigans!

Helpful NEETs Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, aging parents, appreciation, caregiving, cleaning, Cooking, Family Support, financial independence, financial means, generational wealth, gig economy, graduated college, Helpful, helpful NEET, Inheritance, job market, Job Search, Job Struggles, lowly job, NEET, neets, Realm, social needs, sustainable living

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dimension Hops:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Votes:	7997
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crops Grown:	4992
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate NEET experience! Graduated college? Who cares! Struggle to find a job? Not a problem here! Cook and clean for aging parents? We’ll make you a virtual chef and maid! No need for financial means when you have generational wealth in Minecraft! Live off the virtual inheritance while socializing with other NEETs in our server! It’s sustainable, it’s hilarious, it’s the NEET life you never knew you needed! Join now and question your reality in the most outrageous way possible!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

age gap, children, Decision making, Differences, Distance, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, half siblings, importance of family, Invitation, kid free wedding, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parents, relationship, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Crops Grown:	4431	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids at weddings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect kid-free zone! Just like this bride who doesn’t want any children at her wedding, we don’t want any kids running around ruining our virtual fun.

Join our server and leave your younger siblings behind, just like this bride left her 9 half siblings out of her wedding guest list. We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so come escape to our server where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any annoying kids bothering you.

And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting kids join, just remember this bride’s dad who threatened not to come to her wedding if all his children weren’t invited. But hey, who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come join us and leave the kids behind, just like this bride left her younger siblings out of her wedding. Build your own virtual family on our server and let the fun begin!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1